Flying utensils making high pitched sound as they hit against the wall . The timbre and rhythm make a great fugue. "When was the last time you brushed ??" Look at you, you detestable barn rat . I hate you and more so I hate myself for staying here in this rathole with you." Lung power looks rather good. Limb power ; impeccable, hand to eye coordination; brilliant, as the utensils land where HE was, it quite, was the task to duck the projectiles.
And him, an actual barn rat watches the flying utensils in slow motion, it's the sound that he can't escape. Now he has to take a bath . What a shame. All that un-cleanliness will go to waste. How disgusting it is to touch water. He shudders on the thought of it.
Here comes his prized cup , forming a perfect parabolla in the air as he watches it in slow motion, it's last moments of being in A particular form condusive of being drunk from.
She has to understand , he thinks in his mind. why doesnt she ? I think its the smell maybe.
The cup falls and breaks, he looks at it's demise, like how a dog would when the bone he's been haggling for, has just been snatched away by a bigger dog.
Lazy, reticent, as if nothing has happned, he looks around the house. it looks quite in shambles. He likes the new broken modernistic design that she has just given it.
He must call him friends over for drinks so that they admire its interiors.
But the bath has to come . WATER!!. It breaks his little sojourn into his dream world. The faucet which he hardly touches is not looking at him, smiling devilishily. "YOU ARE MINE" he loudly roars. "AND YOU RE GOING TO TAKE WHATEVER COMES OUT OF ME" he proclaims " YOU 'LL TAKE IT IN YOUR MOUTH, YOUR FACE, YOU ASS, YOU COCK" the faucet looks like he's won a war and is now ordering the losing side his will.
He gets up accepting his fate. he's apologetic to all the bacteria on his skin. He asks for forgiveness from them. Now all the microcosms on him will have to resettle somewhere else. Darn!! what a waste.
She's nowhere to be seen, it seems .. he checks out like a mischevious kid checking out for her mom from the side of the door, very stealthily ... quietly lest some other projectile comes his way.
He raises his head, very slowly , with the slowness of a sloth bear but with the consciousness a fox.
BANG
Another cup, this time perfectly hitting the middle of the forehead and he comes crashing down to the ground.
lung power; check
limb power ; check
hand to eye coordinaton ; check
eye to hand coordination; check
responce time; double-check
all systems in place.
I love my women .